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Aug 14th, 2002, 4:58am    Well folks, here's the first installment in what may become a regular sort of thing here ... feel free to join in if inspiration strikes.       I recently updated my Gods of Los Angeles site (http://pythonet.org/godsofla) with 227 screen grabs. For some reason when John Brugmann loaded them, they kept going to C:/Photoshop on his computer. He said, IT'S A SIGN, and began to photoshop some of the images, altering them to humorous effect, until PythoNET went down (it does that). Yes, John was raping my movie. The next day he came back to me with the following images. Most are from Gods, some from Camp.       John's barrage of funny got off to a crappy start with this, the least funny image I have ever seen.     Apparently John thought Dave looked big in this image.     The funny thing about that is that John and Dave are about the same height.     John actually didn't alter that image that much. Looks like a lost scene from Captain Caveman Goes to the Electric Chair! Poor Dave Ashe. The humiliation continues here --       I assumed it was a joke on the makeup Dave wore during the first part of the Gods shoot, but John just says Dave's lips looked red in that pic. I think he's hot for Dave actually. Watch out Dave.        This is so scary I laughed my ass off. The face belongs to Johnny Chang, a friend of John's. Both Johnnys spent a day on the Gods of L.A. set in small roles.     Woooo-eeee! South Dakota just got a lot more interesting! Although the Rewind crew doesn't look that rowdy ... or interested. Guy McConnell was right, we ARE a buncha fags.     This picture answers the question -- where was John Brugmann during the Mt. Rushmore photo shoot?     John then sent this image again. He says it's funnier the second time.   This was the last image John would send.  From now on we're in MY territory folks. Beware. Inspiration suddenly struck, and I decided to come up with a different tribute to Johnny Chang than Brugs had. Behold -- Mount Changmore.     "OH MY GOD ... JOHNNY WILL BE THRILLED" said John. But he had no more images to give me.   Said I -- "I'm disappointed in you, John Brugmann. Yoda spoke so highly of you. Surely you can do BETTAH!"   Quote he -- "Zuh?"   Then I made this:     John: "What the ... what the ... HAIR? ... she bears a striking resemblance to Tim Harmon in that shot." Me: Bah.     John didn't get this one. He just stood there confused.   See, because Dave wears pants in every other scene, and .... never mind.   Yeah, I wasn't funny yet. I was just getting warmed up. Time to include Brugmann himself ....      Apparently Lily wants to play with it.   John: "I'm in ... prison?"     This is about how Dave and I felt the last day driving back in John's van from South Dakota.     I don't know what this next image is trying to say, but I think Clifford is acquainted with the thug life ...     John: "That's more like it ...." Me: "Come on John, keep up." John: "Keep up? Oh, uh ..."      It was clear at this point that Brugmann was a photoshop loser who wasn't gonna make any more images of his own, just watch me all night. Grrr.        Anyway, here comes a movie that Mike Stoklasa would never edit ...     Bruce and Battleman -- an unstoppable team.   Brugs: "Yes! Nicely done ..."   Now we warp time and space:     I thought this was really funny, but Brugmann didn't seem to think so.   brugmonster: tiny dave Tygerbug: no, big lily brugmonster: no, tiny lily Tygerbug: no Tygerbug: come on, that's gold. brugmonster: because brugmonster: dave is tiny? brugmonster: it's brugmonster: bronze brugmonster: i'm sorry brugmonster: the weed one is funnier Tygerbug: no Tygerbug: that is GOLD. Tygerbug: admit it Tygerbug: lily is big  Already bored with my own movie, I went on to trash one of Jay Bauman's ....         I think Ryan Erke is scared of the Rich baby.   John: Now THAT's more like it. Baby head needs more contrast though. Me: NO.   This next image is for John ... and anyone else who's a fan of Fastforward Radio. Or saw The Torgo Donuts. Or owns a keyboard.        And if that isn't funny to you, Mike Stoklasa is also grabbing his crotch in the background. See, we play to all types here.      In this next one, Sid's madness in Where's Deathlist may have had another cause ...     brugmonster: ahahahahaaa, no Tygerbug: NO?     John didn't think that was funny.   brugmonster: TIME IS GROWING SHORT Tygerbug: "time is growing short" ............ i don't see YOU bring anything to the table brugmonster: i'm not chopping brugmonster: i'm sorry      He means, he's not photoshopping. By the way, I use Paint Shop Pro 7, a far superior program to Photoshop in every way.      I try again:     brugmonster: awwwwwwww brugmonster: you made a movie about FURRIES brugmonster: DAMN YOU     brugmonster: ahahhAHAHHhahha ON TO PART TWO! All text by Garrett Gilchrist. This site is not endorsed by anyone seen on it. All pictures stolen from their respective owners. A work of respectful parody by Orange Cow Productions, 2001. We means no disrespect, yo.