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PHOTOSHOPS BY JOHN BRUGMANN: Requiem for ... something. Apparently, Mindscape Pictures' "His Life" wasn't action-packed enough for some audiences. Rich Evans is candy to the ladies. For you Fastforward Radio fans, or anyone with a keyboard. It's a little bit Alanis Morisette, and a little bit Cori Haisler from Gods of Los Angeles. Which is a little like a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. PHOTOSHOPS BY JASON SANTO: This is a spoof on a Jon Cryer movie no one saw. That doesn't matter. What does matter is ... I have beautiful legs. Shake it, Gilchrist. PHOTOSHOPS BY GARRETT GILCHRIST: Jennifer Garner's in this one somewhere. They're scared cos Warren Blyth is naked again. Warren. 90210. Lovely. I could pull a better movie out of my ... oh, wait. Some people take things too literally. This is one for Will Tasker in the forums ... happy Mark Hamillmas! For fans of the Feiss family. Sad but true. I didn't know Jason Santo made camping movies. Marshmallows, anyone? This is a very very very bad Blanc Screen Cinema pun. Isn't it? Hey, Christopher Lee! Anakin Skywalker and Bingo from Monkey Make Movie. Together at last. (for you Horse Pill fans) Finally, a movie about my favorite sport. Kill me. I was on a computer that had a 6-year-old version of Photoshop on it. It was hard to use. And yet the awfulness of this image amuses me. REACTIONS TO 9/11: back to fastforward features All text by Garrett Gilchrist. This site is not endorsed by anyone seen on it. All pictures stolen from their respective owners. A work of respectful parody by Orange Cow Productions, 2001. We means no disrespect, yo.