IQ Assessment 110-239
1. Spot the anomaly.
| 3. Which child will develop Parkinson's disease and die alone in a foster home? |
4. Locate the cancerous cell.
5. What's the difference between these two pictures?
6. Which organic compound presents the greatest threat to the national security?
| 8. Perform Fourier Analysis on the graph. Replicate the result sine waves with oscillators, combine them, amplify the result through the speaker, and you shall hear...? |
| 10. Carl came to Fred's house to borrow Fred's record player. Ooops, Fred isn't home! Can you help Carl find the record player? |
Answers:
| 1. Well heck I'm not so sure, they all seem kinda the same. Actually, I will say that the 3rd box from the left kinda offends me. I don't know why... I suppose I just don't like it. Probably because it reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. Fucking bitch. You know what, the 2nd one from the right isn't too cool either. It reminds me of my half brother. That guy is a fucking asshole. I hope he fucking dies horribly.
Damn here I go again like a broken record -- a broken record that can't stop repeating its sad life story which resembles the corny plotline of WB's hit teen soap opera "One Tree Hill." So sad. So sad. |
| 3. f. I know you must have thought that it was "g." Ha! I had you fooled! "g" will instead develop Lukemia. However, he won't die alone, because he's young, attractive and rich. Right before he dies, he will find true love from his private nurse. His parents will think that she is a gold digger who is just after his money, but no, they really love each other. Yeah, it's kind of like that Julia Roberts movie "Dying Young." Well actually not quite, oh well.
Anyway my point is, "f" will develop Parkinson's late in life and die in a run-down foster home like a abandoned pickup on the side of a desolate highway. Damn yo, you don't wanna go down like that. Trust me foo'. You don't wanna go down like that. |
| 6. a. Please, if you got this one wrong, you need to become more vigilant about your surrounding. National Security is everyone's business. Look out for terrorist who might be carrying maps, almanacs, hangs around art supply stores and home improvement stores. If you spot them, take immediate action. Don't inform the FBI, by the time they show up it would be too late. Lynch 'em on the spot! LYNCH 'EM LIKE 'EM DIRTY COMMUNISTS! |
| 7. d. Come on now, do you really want me to explain this? I sure hope not. Fucking A, man, if we're in India you stupid fucker would have never passed the third grade. |
8. You fucking nerd.
9. I like your breasts. Don't make fun of my hat. Let's fuck.
10. FOR GOD'S SAKE CARL, FORGET THE FUCKING RECORD PLAYER AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!