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Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« on: Oct 9th, 2002, 3:37am »
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Day 4 video!
http://pythonet.org/fastforward/campfastforwardday4.rm
 
  If you've read the day three thread, the end of it, you'll see that as of today, Mike Stoklasa has abandoned me. Everyone has abandoned me. Jon Ashby and Wally Fong have refused to promote Camp Fastforward at their site, and are begging me to shut this historic and worthwhile festival down. They WANT CAMP FASTFORWARD SHUT DOWN!!
 
  Why??
 
  Because they're afraid of the message I present, the message of truly independent cinema. Ladies and gentlemen, don't believe it for a second. If you are a true believer, you can now see that Rewind is controlled by corporate fascists just like every other media outlet in the world. You think Rewind doesn't have an agenda? Ha! Everyone has an agenda, and that agenda is to further ITSELF, and DESTROY ANYONE WHO PRESENTS AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE REWIND WAY OF THINKING.
 
  I have known for a long time that my opinions are not welcome here. Because I am unhappy with the way Rewind is run, and the way it does not seem to support cinema that may be considered controversial, or strange, or directed by Garrett Gilchrist. So they wish to silence me! But I have a voice! AND I AM NOT ALONE!
 
  Wait, actually I am alone, strike that. But there's a way to change that.
 
  You must COME TO CAMP FASTFORWARD AND JOIN ME!!! TOGETHER WE CAN START SOMETHING GREAT!!
 
  What I am going to unveil in today's Camp Fastforward video is not only an update on my current mental state, but also a NEW AND BOLDLY EXPERIMENTAL WAY OF LOOKING AT THE FILM MEDIUM ITSELF. THIS IS THE SORT OF BOLDLY ORIGINAL CINEMA THAT REWINDVIDEO.COM WISHES TO SUPPRESS.
 
  It may astound and amaze you. It may even frighten you with its dark brilliance.
 
  But you will know why Camp Fastforward was created. You will know the sort of cinema created by truly independent minds, minds free of the tyranny of corporate Rewind!! THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the sort of truly independent cinema you should be making.
 
  day four video!
 
  http://pythonet.org/fastforward/campfastforwardday4.rm
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four
« Reply #1 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 3:48am »
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THAT WAS FUrKING BRILLIANT!
i canna wait to see how the enthusiastic 9 year olds react!
or the hipster 20 somethings!
or how the jaded 30 somethings!
 
ra. i respect your ability to use the medium to great effect.
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 5:05am »
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well man....you certainly got the charector developement thing down. >.<
 
(not to mention, great soundtrack)
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #3 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 5:09am »
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on Oct 9th, 2002, 3:37am, Garrett Gilchrist f.w.o. wrote:
Jon Ashby and Wally Fong have refused to promote Camp Fastforward at their site, and are begging me to shut this historic and worthwhile festival down. They WANT CAMP FASTFORWARD SHUT DOWN!!
 

 
wtf are you talking about?
 
You never asked me about anything so don't attach my name to this thread unless I say shit about it.
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 5:21am »
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on Oct 9th, 2002, 3:37am, Garrett Gilchrist f.w.o. wrote:

  Because they're afraid of the message I present, the message of truly independent cinema. Ladies and gentlemen, don't believe it for a second. If you are a true believer, you can now see that Rewind is controlled by corporate fascists just like every other media outlet in the world. You think Rewind doesn't have an agenda? Ha! Everyone has an agenda, and that agenda is to further ITSELF, and DESTROY ANYONE WHO PRESENTS AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE REWIND WAY OF THINKING.

 
I didn't know furthering ourselves intailed Jon and I pouring $100 of dollars into a website and maxing out our credit cards to keep REwind up for other people to enjoy. We never had a "way" of thinking to begin with, we just provide a service, for free at that. You don't get to call us corperate until you see me rolling by your cardboard box off Sunset in my Bentley.
 
on Oct 9th, 2002, 3:37am, Garrett Gilchrist f.w.o. wrote:

  I have known for a long time that my opinions are not welcome here. Because I am unhappy with the way Rewind is run, and the way it does not seem to support cinema that may be considered controversial, or strange, or directed by Garrett Gilchrist. So they wish to silence me! But I have a voice! AND I AM NOT ALONE!  

 
If your opinions weren't welcomed here we would have banned you, deleted all your posts and sent the FWO after you. To say that we've never played any of your work here either is garbage and you know it. You're unhappy with REwind fine, you voiced your opinion, we never cencored you.
Your videos are more effective when you look into the camera and not your flipout LCD screen.
 
Oh wait... I don't give a shit... forget I said anything...oh and I've shit so I guess you can attach my name to this thread now...
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 5:40am »
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"Your videos are more effective when you look into the camera and not your flipout LCD screen. "
 
  THAT'S JUST WHAT A CORPORATE OVERLORD WOULD SAY. BECAUSE YOU FEAR ORIGINAL STYLE.
 
    FASTFORWARD IS THE FUTURE.
 
   VIVA LA REVOLUTION.
 
     OUT.
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 5:46am »
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on Oct 9th, 2002, 5:40am, Garrett Gilchrist f.w.o. wrote:
"Your videos are more effective when you look into the camera and not your flipout LCD screen. "
 
  THAT'S JUST WHAT A CORPORATE OVERLORD WOULD SAY. BECAUSE YOU FEAR ORIGINAL STYLE.
 
  FASTFORWARD IS THE FUTURE.
 
  VIVA LA REVOLUTION.
 
  OUT.

 
Original style? That's been long before you came along sonny... typing in all caps doesn't make a posting any more significant.
 
I will personally post CFF as front page news myself if you can get a shot of you in cardboard box on Sunset boulevard with anyone in a Bentley driving by on video. Revolutions never start with one person, they start with an idea, and I see you're all out of them..
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 7:22am »
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::whispers to wally:: (I think he's character acting) ::nods::
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #8 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 7:28am »
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I'm suddenly craving pop tarts and will never be able to hear that song again without scary images in my head.....
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« Reply #9 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 7:29am »
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on Oct 9th, 2002, 7:22am, Thread Killer wrote:
::whispers to wally:: (I think he's character acting) ::nods::

 
 
Ahh man you ruined the moment man...
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #10 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 7:30am »
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remember every great despot hero needs a tyrannistic nemisis.
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #11 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 7:31am »
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How many days is Camp Fast Forward anyway, Garrett?
 
I'm not sure I can give anymore of my life to those videos.
 
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #12 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 9:45am »
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I wish my modem connection wasn't a string and 2 cups. Wally seemed actually upset with Garrett, until he was reminded that Garrett was just doing performance art, then he tried to cover it up by pretending he knew that. He seemed genuinly mad. Christian Stella wants to start a a llama farm with me. I told him no.  
 
I must offically resign my duties as a website administrator/moderator. I am unfit for such duties and I serve no purpose.  
 
Garrett Gilchrist must not be allowed to have internet connection. I will see to this.
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #13 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 2:24pm »
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That's it Garrett! Fight the power!!
 
My evil corporately funded destruction of Garrett Gilchrist's mind is nearly complete.. then, he will turn..
 
* kick in Dr. Evil theme here *
 
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« Reply #14 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 2:57pm »
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If anything ever screamed for a multi-million dollar Hollywood budget with big named stars (With 10 letters or more) and B.K. cross promotions it would have to be Neo-Dadaist cinema such as this.  Everyday this continues I'm tempted to make the arduous pilgrimage and be the first attendee of this fest before I realize that my presence, or anyone's presence, would transform this orgy of schizopyrotechnicicalsocioeconomic discourse into a paradox.  
 
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« Reply #15 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 3:33pm »
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  I would go, but Im afraid I would end up the victim in some sort of bizzare, murder/suicide pact with the devil that he's concockted in his mind.
 
   As for the latest video.... how very Tom Green of you.
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« Reply #16 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 6:02pm »
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #17 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 7:52pm »
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IT is ALL TRUE.
 
YOU DON"T UNDERSTANRD>
 
JOIN MY ARMY AND WE WILL FIGHT THE TYRANNY TOGETHER
 
OF cOURSE WALLY WAS UPSET. BCAusE He sees THat I speak the sturth! HIS ORIGINAL POST HAD NO SMILIES OR JOKES IN IT UNTIL HE CENSORED IT! CESNORSHIP!!!!!
 
Wait, shit, this keyboar di isnt'w orking. I hate macs. they don't fit my figners.
 
MACINTOSH IS THE CORPORATE MACHINE.
 
FGHT MACINTOSH
 
You all better have an amazing excuse why you're not here. why you're not joining my army.
 
Camp runs all week for 7 days, so there's still 2 days' time. join me!
 
more tonight.
 
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
 
DEATH TO TRULY NOT INDEpENDENT CINEMA!
 
shit, i hate macs.
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #18 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 7:59pm »
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DEATH TO TRULY NOT INDEpENDENT CINEMA

 
Don't ask me why I find that line so damn funny.  Guess it's that have-to-pause to translate effect.
 
I'm on my way Garrett, meet me at the airport tomorrow at.. I dunno.. when the planes arrive.
 
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Re: Camp Fastforward: Day Four Video!
« Reply #19 on: Oct 9th, 2002, 8:15pm »
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ya know I don't have anything nice to say... so from now on I'm just gonna be deleting posts.
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