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Garrett Gilchrist f.w.o.
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CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« on: Oct 8th, 2002, 12:48am » |
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Day 3 video!
http://pythonet.org/fastforward/campfastforwardday3.rm
Well, day three of Camp Fastforward got off to a rough start as Fastforward and Orange Cow Productions founder Garrett Gilchrist had gotten to sleep after 4am last night for no apparent reason at all, and thus got very little sleep and yet overslept and was late to class and got nothing done and basically made a total mess of his life.
Garrett, who is running this historic first annual Camp event, was now so lost in his own depression and filth that he completely forgot what the planned events for Camp Fastforward actually were today. Some amateur movie screenings or some crap. Amateur movies suck, and watching them alone is utterly depressing, and no one's looking so none of this matters anyway. Actually this was supposed to be a slow "getting to know" day, and since no one is here, Garrett would have to get to know himself. And lord knows he already masturbates enough.
So Garrett went to drawing class, which he was 30 minutes late to, which he often is, but some girl was exactly as late and talked to Garrett on the way to class. This class is the only part of Garrett's life where occasionally women will talk to him, and he cherishes it in a depressing way. he cherishes the little bit of attention he gets in this class for his drawing ability, which is not seen elsewhere, where otherwise his life is constant rejection and torment, even by his "friends" online, who also ignore him. In Art class Garrett, in a sad attempt to get attention, tries to start conversations with girls related to the drawings the class is doing and then shift the topic of conversation quickly over to, oh, by the way, I'm a filmmaker. The girls nod politely. If Garrett had friends, he wouldn't need to do this. He also has long conversations with this one guy at work who is probably gay. Due to the long string of rejections Garrett has gotten throughout his life, he is no longer accustomed to praise, and immediately mistrusts and looks down upon anyone who actually might say his work is any good. In this entry-level drawing class, the teacher enjoys Garrett's work, and Garrett always has to reply to that nervously with "it isn't finished" or "the proportions aren't right yet, I'm redoing it." An unattractive girl said Garrett was a good artist and he immediately became nervous and afraid. She became nervous and afraid of Garrett immediately, and said, "You're not good at taking compliments, are you?" Garrett then nervously kept talking to her and tried to steer the conversation over to the fact that he was a filmmaker.
He then went to play on the computer, where he has been for the last seven hours. He has gotten nothing accomplished on Gods, or anywhere else in his life.
His next art class is on wednesday. Maybe if he draws good enough they'll all really like him. And see through his art to know that he's really a filmmaker.
Enjoy today's video, it's epic.
http://pythonet.org/fastforward/campfastforwardday3.rm
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JonnyDeviant
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Hey! We might actually finish another movie!
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Re: CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« Reply #1 on: Oct 8th, 2002, 1:24am » |
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*hugs garrett*
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JonnyDeviant
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Re: CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 8th, 2002, 1:38am » |
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just for the record... the last shot is gold....  pure gold, i tell ye
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warren e.b.b.
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Re: CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« Reply #3 on: Oct 8th, 2002, 3:47am » |
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this is the most funny. yet.
and yet.
the most disturbing yet.
yes.
you bet.
cheer up garrett. even if you're horribly alone and frustrated, there is always the fact that many people enjoy laughing at you to keep you warm at night in your cold chilly bed. ...
you should invest in a warm woman that you can laugh at. a woman of the night. because you can pay her not to laugh at you.
eat some oranges and you will smiley.
i am tired and i did not enjoy red dragon.
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an amateur admits he needs work.
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Stoklasa
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Re: CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 8th, 2002, 11:01am » |
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Sellout.
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Jon
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Re: CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 8th, 2002, 2:45pm » |
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Everybody is famous on the internet. Look at Michael Yebba.
Garrett, you must channel your lonely, creative energies into something useful. Tommorow at CFF I recommend overdosing on Vicks and making wicker baskets. Also try to find out who invented the remote control.
Jon
PS - Eat chocolate.
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Wally s.s.m.
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Re: CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 8th, 2002, 5:56pm » |
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JVC invented the remote control.. 
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Emotion 51%
Story 23%
Rhythm 10%
Eye-Trace 07%
2D plane of screen 05%
3D space of action 04%
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TizzyEntertainment
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Re: CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 8th, 2002, 6:21pm » |
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This video was almost enough to make me come to the fest... and im married, with a full time job, and no money for a plane ticket, and I live in South Florida!!
Dont kill yourself Garret... Atleast not until the final day of the fest. ( you know, you could just make the fest year round.)
R. M. McWhorter
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Garrett Gilchrist f.w.o.
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Re: CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« Reply #8 on: Oct 8th, 2002, 10:40pm » |
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A year of this would DEFINITELY kill me.
I invented the remote control. Me.
I asked the crew to post news about Camp Fastforward on the main page at Rewind. I also asked on behalf of Stokes for them NOT to post about Oranges 2, as he didn't want anything about it posted here.
Oranges 2 news is now on the main page. Camp FF is not.
I remain, alone.
Why aren't you here? You all better have a good excuse.
I will kill and eat you all.
Look for a new update tonight, where you'll find out why I came home covered in wet and drool!
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Stoklasa
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Re: CAMP FASTFORWARD: Day 3 video!
« Reply #9 on: Oct 8th, 2002, 10:44pm » |
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It seems people care more about camp FF than oranges 2 anywho Garrett, the thread is already burried. Probably won't finish this one either, loosing interest fast. Get over whatever troubles you have son and shape up. Please remove all related news stories/threads pertaining to Oranges 2. thank you.
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