Red Hot Paradise Lost Property Found Medium Cool March 27, 2004 - dts
* the following news brief is based on a true story *
Cali, CA - While following up on Rob Rod's production progress with the difficult comic book property "Sin City," our reporters have discovered an even more incredible independent movie is in the works. Paradise Lost is finally be adapted for the big screen by none other than up-and-comer Michael Raven. It should available soon at porn stores nation wide.
The fairly talentless Michael Raven has finally accomplished every educated fuck film maker's dream of presenting Milton's classic story, Paradise Lost, as a totally classless raunchy porno. Replete with victorian dialect, period costume, matrix bullet time effects, a cast, and "every film technician in Hollywood who isn't commit(t)ed to Steven Spielberg," Michael Raven's Paradise Lost is set to shatter all of your preconcieved notions of graphic onscreen sex and the torments eternal damnation. or possibly... not.
In a very short period of time, Michael Raven has established himself as the premiere director in adult independent films. Over the last two years he has earned seven Editor’s Choice selections and six Spolight Picks from AVN magazine, garnered four (4) perfect 10 ratings, won AVN’s Best Film, Best Screenplay, Best Editing awards, 2001 XRCO’s Director of the Year and 2001 Consumer’s Choice Director of the Year. No other director, aside from Mike Amato, has accomplished so much in such a short period of time. Raven originally hails from Texas where, after working as a glamour photographer and director/editor of several music videos, he moved his operation to California and began coking up and whoring in the adult industry. Described as “smart, erotic, visually intoxicating and thought-provoking” by most of the critics who pretended to watch his smut, Raven quickly became a filth fan and casual pervert favorite. Certainly with his masterpiece Watchers winning best film at the 2001 AVN Awards, Michael Raven has ascended into the pantheon of the adult director elite and continues to create visually compelling imagery of human sexuality.
Raven and his posse of blood hungry pussy pirates are currently negotiating to bring Homer's Iliad to the small filthy tv screen in the back of your apartment at 2am one of these days, with more thought, symbolism, and cock, than you can shake a historically impotent book at.
Check out the official website (not kidding) at : sincity.com
Wyatt Edgar Brocksmince Reporting
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