Someone Neglects to Update This Website March 23, 2004 - dts
Cyber Space Central, MA - For several days in a row now, this website has been breaking newsless. Not that here isn't a massive plethora of fascinating stories to report on! Oh no!
In fact, beatrice mcfarley has recently purchased a wide angle lens and soon plans to start saving for a matte box attachment so she can someday save up the green to actually aquire a functioning camera and piece it all together incorrectly.
Newton Gornberg has announced his inclination to write the greatest teen gang drama ever set against the backdrop of a high school Home Economics class, just as soon as he regains the use of his arms.
And thousands of talentless boring middle class American's are currently overeating, while their incompetent parents save up to buy them the equipment they'll need to be the filmmakers of tomorrow.
There has indeed been more than enough news to report on. Someone's just been too busy severing tendons to type it all up. More on these apocryphal stories as they bloat, burst, and spread like a primal apocalyptic plague through the annals of history.
Danny Trejo Senior Reporting
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