Some Guy Somewhere Is Far More Successful Than You Are - March 19, 2004 - dts
Boston, MA - Some old east coast italian guy you've never met has just signed with a management company you've never heard of that is based in a state you don't live in.
What's really fascinating is that this particular management company was voted somewhere in the top 5 managers for writers you don't know by a magazine you don't read. What other companies were also considered for this top five judgement has not yet been revealed. But this guy you don't know will also be managed as a producer and director by this company, even though no magazine has yet voted the company "best manager of anything aside from writers." This company you've never heard of is also very exciting because they know people who have at one time or another spoken with Steven Spielberg, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Carrot Top, Vanilla Ice, and Dimension Films.
Even more exciting, this prestigious company is comprised of 4 people, and hasn't yet found time to make a decent website. But that's not stopping them from creating some indeterminate amount of "buzz" in hollywood over a script that was already shot on video several years ago! Check out the management's glam shots here!
In related news, this east coast guy you don't know was recently interviewed for a 2 page article in the March issue of a different magazine you will never read. He has also learned that his above mentioned buzzworthy script, that was shot several years ago, took 2nd Place in a contest you will never enter.
More vague news about the ostensible success of seemingly talented people you will never know as it appears to develop. Also, we here at FF would like to add a "Good luck getting any sleep tonight" message to all our 'Struggling Failure' readership!
Danny Trejo Senior Reporting
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