Random Poo Casting Fling - March 16, 2004 : 3:45pm - dts
Boston, MA - Random Poo Pictures has begun casting non-union talent for an upcoming short called "Behind the Scenes, We Are Working." There are three main roles that they are looking to cast, including a lead female, lead male and a supporting female. Apparantly they already have people narrowed down for the lead roles, so i don't know why i just mentioned that except that it makes it seem more like this is an actual picture, because they have "leads" and they're already taken care of. don'tchaknow.
But what they really are in need of is : more headshots from "ethnic-looking" females for the supporting part! What is an ethnic looking female, you ask? Well, some would say that this means "no blondes". Others have hinted that this means "We are white filmmakers, and our lead male and lead female (already cast, don'tchaknow) are both white as dove shit. So we would like to cast somebody who's not-so-white, so we can show how much we care about those non-white people. Also, it's a comedic sidekick role with one line, and you get killed off in the first 5 minutes by your pimp."
All interested parties should check out Random Websites for details on how to properly apply yourself to a real acting career.
Danny Trejo Senior reporting
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