Terror is On Sale Again! - March 16, 2004 : 4:30pm - goy
Boston, MA - Everyone's favorite hype artist, Goy McGonagall, is at it again! Apparantly G.M. has learned a lot by skrewing people over with his horrible comedies, in the past, and is now trying to convince the world that they should pay for his new brand of backyard horror crap. Why is this film the scary one, you ask? BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT A YOUNG GUY IN AN OLD MASK! Appropriately titled "Old Guy," the story is apparently retarded.
Watch the hilarious trailer! Which shows us, with careful plodding detail, that this movie will feature lots of random time killing blank stares, mysteriously head roomy shots, and character free dialogue! A bold move for Bile 5 Productions.
Or Read the buzz this little baby is generating around the net! In this forum the always too nice Michael Linn-Meyers attempts to point out that morals are actually pretty cool, to the bewilderment of all. While in this forum, Goy runs rampant about how likely he is to "Make It" in the real world.
Or hell, just go buy the video. Everybody else is doing it. Aren't you curious if it actually sucks as much as you suspect is sucks? Come on. It's only 15 bucks. You know you want it. And ultimately, who needs self respect when you can just waste money on any kind of overhyped online crap these days?
Great Oyster Yiddish reporting
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